So for those of you that aren't Darcy, you do not understand my deep seated love for dead gay Ted, the second Blue Beetle. For clarification: Ted is dead (although now I think he's a zombified Black Lantern? God, I cannot keep up with the crazy that is DC) and when he was amongst the living he was totally in love with Booster. Seriously, they were super gay together, hence dead gay Ted (or possibly undead gay Ted now).
Even DC agrees with me on that gay thing:
Sweet, sweet vindication. Also, Milagro is totally a slasher.
Now, I sort of want a comic where Booster and dead gay Ted get married and have lots of shenanigans.
Don't you judge me.