That's all I got. Why does this exist? WHY, JAPAN, WHY? ANSWER ME.
This is like the Arc of the Covenant and if you stare at it too long your face melts off.
Bonus, here is the exact conversation I had with my hetero lifemate when we saw this. (She's in bold, I'm italics)
Oh god...I would have actually made Dave Gibbons the bottom BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I CAN'T UNSEE THAT NOW.
I WOULD HAVE MADE HIM THE BOTTOM TOO. Also, twenty bucks says Moore is a power bottom.
JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH US
THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH US SO MUCH
I feel like Alan Moore KNOWS what we just talked about.
Oh, he knows. We probably won't live through the night.