Friday, October 07, 2011

So. This happened.

Just when I think Japan can't possibly produce anything more horrifying, I find this:

That's all I got. Why does this exist? WHY, JAPAN, WHY? ANSWER ME.

This is like the Arc of the Covenant and if you stare at it too long your face melts off.

Bonus, here is the exact conversation I had with my hetero lifemate when we saw this. (She's in bold, I'm italics)

Oh god...I would have actually made Dave Gibbons the bottom BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I CAN'T UNSEE THAT NOW.

I WOULD HAVE MADE HIM THE BOTTOM TOO. Also, twenty bucks says Moore is a power bottom.

JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH US SO MUCH

I feel like Alan Moore KNOWS what we just talked about.

Oh, he knows. We probably won't live through the night.


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3 comments:

Ingrid_Rook said...

I think Gibbons hand is being mauled by The Beard. Do you suppose that's where Thing came from? :D And you're right, he'd be one of those bossy power bottoms. "Do as I say or my Cthulhu Beard will eat your soul and microwave your testicles." "Yes, Master Moore."
>_< Oh, now I've got THAT image.
Hmm, I wonder, do you think there's *fanfiction*? Dear Lord in Hell, I certainly hope not!
Cheers!
-Rook

Ingrid_Rook said...

Here are some of the reactions to The Moore/Gibbons Coupling...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/scared-bros-at-a-haunted-house

:D

Darcy said...

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!