I'm pretty sure that if the Great Bearded One ever accidently saw this (by some horrible miracle that involves him stumbling into an internet cafe on the whims of his beard whisperings) we would be DOOOOOOOMED. Beard related murders and reports mysterious hulking shadow-men swooping down from rooftops and carrying off children would skyrocket! Enjoy!
"Jon can give you cancer, and then turn into a car!"
Oh lord, OH LORD how I wish this was real! Alas, the universe is just not that cool.