Some of the photos are really striking, like Daniel Craig, who looked like he'd been crying for hours, and William Dafoe, who looked pretty damn wrecked.
That's now how crying works, Robert Downey, Jr. Also, were you trying for thirteen year old girl? Good god, you look like your crush totally dumped you in front of your friends and oh god, why can't he see that you two are just meant to be together? Good thing you have that swooning couch. Just lay down, perfectly posed to let all viewers know of the abject tragedy of your life and listen to Evanescence. They'll all be sorry one day. You'll show them. You are smart and beautiful and THEY'LL BE SORRY.
Robert Downey Jr. is the poutiest princess in all the land. I sort of want to pet him.
ETA: Thanks to Liz for reminding me who was the manliest crying-est man of them all:
I think RDJ might have competition on who is the poutiest princess in all the land. Catfight!
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